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Subject: Chongoa nichongoe...shout haa!
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ladysaw 30.05.10 - 05:56am
Aleki unangozi ngumu hadi ukijipaka mafuta inakauka *
ladysaw 30.05.10 - 05:59am
Aleki tv yenyu ni ndogo hadi news anchors husema news ka wamekaliana *
ladysaw 30.05.10 - 06:00am
Aleki unakichwa ndogo ukivaa kofia unafunga na belt *
alekii 30.05.10 - 06:57pm
Zassor we ni mjinga mpaka unakujanga namba 2 kwa exam na umefanya pekee yako *
alekii 30.05.10 - 07:00pm
Ladysaw we ni mnono mpaka ile day God alisema 'let thea b light' we nd'o ulisonga kando *
alekii 31.05.10 - 03:15am
Ladysaw we ni mweusi mpaka hauna bright future *
alekii 31.05.10 - 03:17am
Ladysaw una kichwa biggy mpaka ukiingia kwa mat unaambiwnga 'mzigo juu tafadhali' *
ladysaw 4.06.10 - 02:23am
Aleki we ni fala we hudance zile ngoma za news *
ladysaw 4.06.10 - 02:24am
Aleki naskia umekonda hadi unaeza hata mvua *
ladysaw 4.06.10 - 02:30am
Aleki we ni sura mbaya vile ulizaliwa mamako alisema 'huyo c wngu mrudisheni pali alitoka' *
alekii 4.06.10 - 06:25pm
Ladysaw we ni mkonda mpaka ukiingia box unaacha space ya mpango wa kando *
alekii 4.06.10 - 06:26pm
Ladysaw we ni mzee mpaka una soul kama ya kiatu kwa miguu *
alekii 4.06.10 - 06:28pm
Ladysaw fone yako ni biggy mpaka badala ya kuitisha pin inaitisha msumari *
faycal 10.06.10 - 12:30pm
nany anajiskia kunichongoa.wanna try me?? *
alekii 11.06.10 - 07:02pm
Me! Bravo me! *
ladysaw 12.06.10 - 07:29pm
Fay ati kwenyu ni kuinsecure hadi madogi hutembea zikiwa in grups *
mrijomvu 13.06.10 - 06:08am
kumbe chongoa ni mipashoo? *
filifulu 13.06.10 - 12:54pm
Ladysaw ana kichwa ndogo, when she's thinking it vibrates 
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ladysaw 13.06.10 - 03:12pm
Filifulu naskia mamako na budako hung'ang'ania ile bread ya mwisho *
ladysaw 13.06.10 - 03:15pm
Fil ati mamako huamka mapema kabisa ndio adandie gate wa first *
faycal 14.06.10 - 08:03am
@lady budako ni mchoyo mpaka ye hutaste maji ya sembe. *
faycal 14.06.10 - 08:04am
aleki dame yako ni mkonda mpaka akiinama ni kama anakugotea *
zassor 14.06.10 - 10:34pm
Ladysaw ni mnono hadi akitembea ana cause earth quake ati yeye ni mass movement. *
filifulu 15.06.10 - 06:24pm
Ladysaw ur skin is too dark yenye ukipigwa photo inasema 'STILL SE..A..RCH..ING...' *
filifulu 15.06.10 - 06:30pm
Zassor wewe ni mrefu saaana, ukipigwa picha inaandika ' TO BE CONTINUED...' *
filifulu 15.06.10 - 06:33pm
Nawe faycal wewe mnoma sana, you just tell a girl 'FOK YA!' and the next day she conceives triplets *
filifulu 15.06.10 - 06:36pm
Ladysaw is a very short as well as very fat chiq, that u cant determine whether she's standing or sitting coz the height remains constant *
filifulu 15.06.10 - 06:38pm
Home ya akina faycal they rely on everything herbal. They use even herbal tissue paper, yaani matawi *
filifulu 15.06.10 - 06:43pm
Ladysaw ni mnene ajabu, imagine akipanda bodaboda na ajifunge belt ya yellow people think its a tuktuk passing *
filifulu 15.06.10 - 06:55pm
Now zassor my friend has got two of his inscisor teeth very long and protruding the mouth; so one day he went to a bicycle ridding competition. The best performers were supposed to receive two cigarrets each. My friend performed very well and was number 3. Gai! When it came to prize giving time he wondered why they distributor did not give him his; when he asked why, the person got very provocked, 'And what are those two u have in your mouth you b****rd!' she roared... *
ladysaw 16.06.10 - 06:04pm
filifulu uliskia wapi hii ni story topic? *
ladysaw 16.06.10 - 07:27pm
Fay nyumba yenyu ni ndogo ukiingia uko nje *
zassor 16.06.10 - 09:12pm
Filifulu we ni mweusi ati ukitake photo u hav 2 use night mode *
zassor 16.06.10 - 09:14pm
Ladysaw nawe vile ni mweusi uki hav a bath ur soap changes into a coal stone *
faycal 23.06.10 - 07:57am
ladysaw naskia we umenona hadi ukianguka kunakuwa na oil spillage.xaxa filifulu unatry kusema? *
ladysaw 23.06.10 - 07:15pm
Fil th@s irrelevant nani ameku uliza hizo zote oh btw hautoshi balgum ya siz yangu *
zassor 23.06.10 - 07:41pm
Faycal ni mkonda mpaka huwezi kumtarget. *
ladysaw 23.06.10 - 07:52pm
Fay mtoi wenyu ni m-bigi badala ya kufungwa napkin anafungwa bedsheet *
kagz 25.06.10 - 07:16pm
Alekii we ni mrefu sana mpaka una magoti mbilimbili...ha!haaaa... *
kagz 25.06.10 - 07:33pm
Alekii kwao wana-conflicts mob mpaka lately nasikia walimwita Kofi Annan. *
kagz 25.06.10 - 07:56pm
Nyi ni wengi kwenyu mpaka tym ya kumanga mnaitishwa birth certificate ndo upate dish. *
kagz 25.06.10 - 08:10pm
Ale una kichwa big mpaka chawa kwa kichwa yako wameunda aeroplane ili waeze kuvisit other konaz. *
alekii 26.06.10 - 06:11am
KAGZ nyanyako ni mzee mpaka ye ndo' alioshanga vyombo za last supper *
alekii 26.06.10 - 06:15am
Kagz we ni sura mbaya mpaka ile day ulizaliwa mathako alisema 'i wish i used a condom' *
alekii 26.06.10 - 06:17am
kagz paka yenu ni mzee mpaka ikishika panya inaipatianga last warning *
alekii 26.06.10 - 06:19am
Fay una hagga biggy mpaka ukipiga corner zinaingia kwa mfuko *
kagz 26.06.10 - 05:19pm
Ale paka wenyu ni mzee mpaka akiona panya huambia paka ndogo'fukuza yeye mulete hapa' *
kagz 26.06.10 - 05:28pm
Aleki ni mkatiaji sana mpaka day alikam kwe2 nilimuona kona akimtel nyanyangu 'ua de most byutfl chik av eva seen' *
kagz 26.06.10 - 05:56pm
Ati mdomo wako unanuka mpaka ulipomkol manzi yako alikutel 'si juzi nilikutel ukae ukipiga mswaki' *
ladysaw 26.06.10 - 07:01pm
Do u av 2 repeat ol da mchongoano tafuteni zingine *
