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Subject: Chongoa nichongoe...shout haa!
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alekii 27.08.10 - 04:41am
jask we ni msapere vi-excess 2 sana mpaka badala ya kusema lol wewe husema 'ror' *
jaskerby 27.08.10 - 12:21pm
haha,alekii kanisa yenu ni small sana mpaka mtoe viatu ndio space ipatikane. *
ladysaw 27.08.10 - 08:46pm
jask (salut) *
alekii 28.08.10 - 04:10am
jask una mapua biggy mpaka ukiangalia juu unakaa nika umedunga digago! *
m.jakson 28.08.10 - 04:37am
alekii uko juu! *
jaskerby 28.08.10 - 06:59am
alekii viatu zako ni old sana mpaka ukienda shoping wanawekelea tags ya buy 1 get 2free. *
alekii 28.08.10 - 06:59pm
Jask una akili ndogo mpaka huwezi change mind! *
jaskerby 28.08.10 - 07:43pm
alekii akili yako ni big sana mpaka ukichange mind leo itachukua kama miaka saba-nane hivi ndio urealize. *
alekii 29.08.10 - 06:12pm
jask nyi mmesota mpaka gas ikiisha kejani nyi huumauma ka beta *
jaskerby 30.08.10 - 12:16pm
hehe,alekii una kichwa so big ukitry ku upload picha yako inafika 99percent na unaambiwa ,non support file type!sorry,your head is big. *
alekii 30.08.10 - 08:48pm
jask alcatel yako ni mzee mpaka sai inaitwa alcatold *
jaskerby 31.08.10 - 10:12am
alekii unamdomo baggy sana mpaka unaogopa kukiss manzi yako anaweza daisha umpeleke lunch,nyama na chips. *
kagz 1.09.10 - 07:46am
Ale hav u seen jask lips,haki ni biggy mpaka haezi fanya psssst ye hufanya brrrrr *
kagz 1.09.10 - 07:57am
JasK unamdomo paana.e ckuezi.yaani ni pana mpaka ukimanga chapati hauikunji we huweka ka vile unaweka CD kwa disk man. *
alekii 1.09.10 - 09:15am
haha kagz mhurumie kiasi jo *
alekii 1.09.10 - 09:16am
jask wewe una mikono biggy mpaka unajibeba wana *
jaskerby 1.09.10 - 09:49am
hehe,mliambiana mniradi,hehe,sawa!....1-2 am the guy!kags we nimzee sana mpaka moulds zimemea kwa makwapa//aleki naskia birth certificate yako ime expire,enda urenew kwanza ndio ukam tuendelee. *
kagz 1.09.10 - 12:05pm
Hakuna kuhurumia.au jask atoe mia.na umpe ale pia.alaf tutaangalia.fulfili akiingia.tutamueka kwa gunia...niendeleeeee *
filifulu 1.09.10 - 03:41pm
Hahaa alekii mimi these days nimewokoka, galfie aliniambia atanichuja nikiendelea kutusi watu...anyway wewe ni shorty tu xana ukitaka kumbusu manzi unapanda ngazi *
alekii 1.09.10 - 09:42pm
filifulu naskia we umezoea kutuma plse call me mpaka iliday wezi walikam kwenu uli dial *130*999 *
alekii 1.09.10 - 09:45pm
jask manzi yako ni mrefu mpaka we hu-hug mguu *
kagz 2.09.10 - 05:32am
Ale,jask mwajua ni kitambo filfulu aliingia eafrican2.jana alipoingia na kuona'RED' kwa syt alis2ka.alifikiri atakufa. *
filifulu 2.09.10 - 09:13am
Kagz maskio yako kubwa mpaka unatumia ngumi kutoa uchafu.. Alekii alipaint antena yao ati ndio tv yao ikuwe coloured..jask wako rich mpaka wanatumia 'Valon' kupika chapati *
filifulu 2.09.10 - 09:40am
Kwa akina Ladysaw wako wengi mpaka watu wa census walitumia capture~recupture method kwa kuwahesabu *
kagz 2.09.10 - 12:23pm
Floor ya hao ya kina filfulu iko na shimo mob mpaka walieka vibao varanda na sitin rum writen 'pot holes ahead' *
jaskerby 2.09.10 - 03:58pm
kagz ningetoa mia lakini hiyo nismall sana,siwezi kuwithdraw kamia pekee kwa bank.ale we umesota sana mpaka pesa inakuogopa,we hatuna stry na wewe.filufilu!I hav both gud news n bad news 4u,gud news ugonjwa yako haita kucost any kutreat,bad news haina tiba *
filifulu 2.09.10 - 05:10pm
Kagz you and your girlfriend are so dumb. You two had s*x and when she started missing her periods she went to her parents saying that u are a doc 'cause u've treated her from a sickness she's been having lately *
kagz 2.09.10 - 07:54pm
Wacha wewe.fil uko na 2mbo kubwa mpaka none of de style za s*x iz aplykebol 4u.ndo maana ua galfie ali... *
kerbybro 2.09.10 - 08:52pm
hehe,naskia manzi ya fil anapenda lungula sana mpaka badala ya spams kwa email inbox yake anareceive sperms. *
alekii 3.09.10 - 05:30am
jask fone yako ni mzee mpaka bluetooth yake ina mapengo *
jaskerby 4.09.10 - 08:10pm
alekii umedunga suti na tai lakini ngodha yako ya white ni chafu na nyeusi. *
alekii 4.09.10 - 08:52pm
jask we ni mlafi mpaka unakulanga shimo ya doughnut! *
jaskerby 5.09.10 - 08:58pm
alekii we ni mlafi sana mpaka wameandika kwa mlango ya jikoni yenu ,MLIKA MWIZI-Call Mum or just shout, *
alekii 6.09.10 - 08:11am
jask kwenyu mko wengi mpaka budako hudhani wewe ni jirani *
jaskerby 6.09.10 - 12:57pm
alekii kwenu nyi wote ni wezi mpaka wameamua kuweka barbed wire ndani ya nyumba. *
alekii 6.09.10 - 05:22pm
jask wewe ni mweusi mpaka ukiingia kwa mat madirisha zote zinakuwa tinted *
kagz 8.09.10 - 09:27am
We ale kwani una-page kwa daily nation.pepa ya tuesday(jana) kwa kidz kona niliona 'by Aleki' was it u. *
alekii 8.09.10 - 03:23pm
hahaha kagz pia mi nilicheki...yeah ni mimi *
kagz 8.09.10 - 06:27pm
Wacha wewee.ongea ukweli.si eti nakuandaestmet lkn i want de truth.tel me wat was in de pepa dat am tokin abot?jibu hiyo *
alekii 9.09.10 - 04:25am
ilikuwa ni ile page unashoiwa ati search 4 the
following words in the crossword..arts..etc..ile magazine ya watoi *
filifulu 9.09.10 - 05:59pm
Alekii what wz the content of ur article? Kagz confirm if he iz right *
kagz 13.09.10 - 11:48am
Bado cjatosheka ale.ni pat moja ndo ilikua imeandikwa by aleki.TEL ME WAT WAS IT ABOUT! *
zassor 16.09.10 - 11:22pm
Alekii ni plump hadi anatembea kama crab on the road 4 him 2 pass thru.. *
kagz 17.09.10 - 08:20am
Ale mi niko na 32 teeth,we uko na 40 ngapi? *
filifulu 17.09.10 - 08:28pm
Kerybybro: uko na pimples nyingi hadi katikati ya matako..heh ati instead of loving your gf from the bottom of your heart, you love her from the heart of your bottom! *
swissap 7.03.11 - 09:43pm
nyanyako ame zeeka meno design hawezi uma vako.toa yako? *
