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Subject: jokes and flirting messages...
Replies: 13 Views: 736
alekii 21.07.10 - 03:44am
You r 100% beautiful,100% lovely and 100% cute,bt 100% stupid 2 biliv these words.....post urz *
birdboi 21.07.10 - 07:21pm
U tl a chiq u dnt want o u wnt 2 brek up with...luk outside n c Gods wonders luk in the mirror n c his blunders *
birdboi 21.07.10 - 07:23pm
wat did the say to the condom?
cover me i'm goin in! *
alekii 21.07.10 - 07:39pm
Ati wan day sme kids asked their mom...'mum can kids get children wen they do s*x?'..the mum said no and the kids said..'oh yeehh! lets continue' *
birdboi 22.07.10 - 05:56pm
wat do u call bees that produce milk?
ees ( ies) *
alekii 23.07.10 - 06:04pm
You r a nice pason,bt u hav 2 do two thngs early in d morning,1st pray 2 God so dat u can live,2nd hav a bath so that otherz can live *
alekii 23.07.10 - 06:08pm
One day the baby monkey asked her mother monkey,'mum y r we so ugly lyk dis?' the matha monkey said-'thank God we're lyk dis,u shud luk at the pason reading this text!' *
filifulu 24.07.10 - 04:13am
You know what? You are a looney- and I dont mean a perfect looney coz there's nothing perfect abwt you! *
alekii 24.07.10 - 06:14pm
I love u,.i luv u,....i love u,.....i love u:...i love u,hey dont get crazy,i also love other alphabets lyk v,w,x,y,z...
*
alekii 17.08.10 - 05:43am
hey there are sme pple arguing with me ati there r no monkeys in kenya...c u send me ur picture 2 prove them wrong..lol *
jaskerby 17.08.10 - 11:41am
i love everything about u,ua eyes,ua lips,ua legs....the only thing i cant stand is u. *
jaskerby 17.08.10 - 11:44am
whoever is argues there are no monkeys in kenya is a monkey. *
alekii 17.08.10 - 01:52pm
hahahahahaha *
birdboi 19.08.10 - 07:47pm
Yani theze days kila ki2 has 2b in a juala?!u buy bread,juala...milk,juala...2de i bot a juala n they put it in a juala!! *
